Cake and Frosting Thursdays

kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

(Source: the-gallium-knight, via henriksaves)

girl: *screams at a boyband concert*

society: man what’s wrong with her that band totally brainwashed her

boy: *favorite football team loses**starts riots and people end up dead*

society: great to see the younger generation being passionate about something!!

anniephantom:

love food like liz lemon loves food

love others like leslie knope loves ann perkins

love yourself like mindy lahiri loves herself

and rock your careers like all three of them

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youwish-youcould:

bootyscientist:

"it’s not about race"

!!!!!!!!!!!!

youwish-youcould:

bootyscientist:

"it’s not about race"

!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: moderndaykathleencleaver, via henriksaves)

conversation at work

i work at a halloween haunted house park

Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.

Me: Yeah? Why's that?

Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?

Me: uh

Me: i dont get it

Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.

Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?

Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?

girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??

other boy: *SCREAMING*

girl: *SCREAMING*

me: *SCREAMING*

first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book.”

Cicero, circa 43 BC (via amandaonwriting)

“The recency illusion is the belief or impression that something is of recent origin when it is in fact long-established.”

(via cimness)

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andy065:

wintersline:

ccrispee:

So here’s the thing…this kid is a sophomore at my school and really wanted to be in the band this year, but he’s also played football his whole life and didn’t want to give that up. Our band director was all in and wanted to do whatever he could to make it work, while of course our asshole of a football coach did not. He would only give this kid up for two hours a week to let him come practice with us. And even worse, the entire football team makes fun of him and calls him out all the time for being in band all the time. 

So apparently this weekend when the football team got back from their game some of the kids took his pants and hid them while he was in the showers. So while he’s running around in a towel and a wet shirt all these kids are leaving and the coaches begin to leave. He tells em all about it to get some help, and their only response to it is, “Boys will be boys.” and they walk out and leave him there. In the middle of the parking lot. In a fucking towel and shirt waiting for his ride.

This kid is one of the nicest guys I have ever met.I have zero complaints about him and have never seen him without a smile on his face. He is doing more than any of those stupid pricks on the football team (And the coaches at that). Fucking assholes. 

Let’s make this dude famous. Yes? He should get more attention.

He looks so fucking happy! 

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